Conversation between Abby and a new friend:
Friend: I don’t want to see the new Alice In Wonderland. I think Jack Sparrow should only be a pirate.
Abby: Oh, you watch “Pirates”? Yay! You’re a keeper!
Friend: Well, my mom doesn’t like it much, because he’s, you know, French.
Abby: (Cocking the famous “Brooks Eyebrow” at new friend) “Nooo, he’s not French, he’s drunk!
Because we all know it’s so much better to be drunk, than French!!!!