Conversation between Abby and a new friend:

Captain Jack Sparrow

Friend:  I don’t want to see the new Alice In Wonderland.  I think Jack Sparrow should only be a pirate.

Abby:  Oh, you watch “Pirates”? Yay!  You’re a keeper!

Friend:  Well, my mom doesn’t like it much, because he’s, you know, French.

Abby: (Cocking the famous “Brooks Eyebrow” at new friend) “Nooo, he’s not French, he’s drunk!

Because we all know it’s so much better to be drunk, than French!!!!

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