Kendall’s Godmother, Emily, is sending him and Lishi to Ireland for a wedding gift. They will be leaving in six days! Emily has sent a detailed itinerary in the form of a PowerPoint Presentation, and I was sharing it with Mom and Abby this morning. Abby thought it was all very cool, until we got to the part about them going to Killarney. And that was the end of it for her.
Abby: “(Gasp!) They’re going to Killarney?”
Abby: “I hate them.”
Me: “Well, we all do dear.”
Abby: “Yes, but I hate them more! I’ve never been jealous before!”
Me: (Incredulously) “Really??”
Abby: “Yes. Well, at least not this big!”